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Jambo everyone. My name is Heather.
I may have ripped off a couple of artist in the making of this album.
I have no intentions of making money off of this album and by some miracle I do it will be donated to charity.
Actually, do that.
Let's save the baby elephants hahaha.
This is no way a mockery of songs nor the artist that created.
More like an appreciation, mostly covers.
Kinda like Linda Rondstats entire career.
By the way Linda, I love you.
and shout out to Alizee.
When is my new album?
You are a good dancer and all but geez.
Lets hit the studio now ( Shakes head in disappointment.)
Anyways I hope you enjoy this album.
Or perhaps I hope you hate it.
I don't really care
It's not like I believe I this will pay my bills or put my children through college.
haha, college. Biggest scam in America.
When will you millennials learn?
Anyways that album I was telling you about.
Ahem (clears throat)
Presenting Heather and all her glory by Heliotropeskies.
You know I love him every day, he breaks my heart when he goes away.
Hit it Sonia.
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Hans Was A Playa
02:08
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In Spite Of Danger
03:22
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Bring Back The Hot Trax
05:49
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I Didn't Know!
01:35
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No, bubbles have mercy.
Mercy is for the weak.
Bubbles? have you lost your mind?
This isn't the bubbles we know!
The Bubbles you know is gone!
I'm hardcore now!
Ahh! you can't park next to a fire hydrant!
(I didn't know!)
That's how you get rid of a monster you big fat doo doo headed ninny!
)I didn't know!)
Whats happening to all the colours?
(I didn't know!)
I'll tell you when to come. No one tells me when to come. I'm a monster. I surprise.
(I didn't know x2)
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Sweet Oranges
02:01
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It's great!
(Ah Its Great!)
It'sGrand!
(So grand!)
It's wonderland!
We sing
(We sing)
Too rare
(so Rare)
Like old Camembert.
Like baba au rhum
(Ba, ba, ba, bum)
Don't dig that kind of crooning chum!
Learn to croon. If you want to win your heart's desire. Sweet melody of love inspires romance.
just murmer da da dee da da dah. And when you do.
She'll answer Da da dee da da dah. And nestle closer to you.
Learn to croon. You'll eliminate each rival soon.
If you're heading for a sunny honeymoon. Learn to croon!
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Here Lies Sandy
02:42
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Oh yeah, That was funky!
I especially liked that last song.
Sandy totally drowned in the beginning of Grease.
The rest of the movie was her life flashing before her eyes.
I hope I don't get sued for copy right infringement or some kind of gobblityygook like that.
At least I can rock out in the court room when the procescutor is showing the evidence.
That would be legendary.
I hope you had a good time listening to this album.
Or not.
I still do not really care.
I am being forced to say these things.
Please send help.
Or send me that eye candy that works in the coral beach resort in Manlindi.
Lord have mercy!
This is the voice of Heather and this is my album.
It was so sweet of Heliotropeskies to dedicate this to me.
It's some wonder how some lady hasn't taken him yet.
Really? You made me say that?
And whats this?
Big... Strong...Arms.... What!?
Get a life dude!
Anyways, Kwa Heri, everyone!
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